DEAR BRAD

Brad is April’s boyfriend.

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THIS IS FOR YOU BRAD YOU DESPICABLE, DISMAL, LITTLE BEING!!!!!!!!!

WHY WOULD YOU BREAK UP WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! WHAT DO I SMELL?!! IS IT MY HAIR??!!!!!!!!!! AM I TOO AMAZING FOR YOUR MIND?!!

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WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DO YOU REMEMBER THIS BRAD?!! YOU MADE IT FOR ME IN SECOND GRADE!!!!

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NOW HERE IS YOUR SHREWD BRACELET YOU IMBECILE FOOL!!

(Sorry if you have to google some of this. April’s vocabulary gets advanced when she gets mad)

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THIS WAS A ROSE YOU GAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WELL NOW IT’S NO LONGER ROSY!!!! IT’S NO LONGER ALL UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS!!!!

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AND THIS IS NUTELLA BECAUSE I EAT RATHER THAN FACING MY PROBLEMS!!!

 

Thanks for Reading,

Abby. πŸ™‚

 

 

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16 comments

  1. Awwwwww….I’m so sorry, April. I really hope Brad sees what a jerk he is! Don’t pay attention to that insolent peasant!!!

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    1. I know right??!! He was such a peasant no respect!! Whatsoever! No respect for my fashion choices,or my hair, or anything!! I guess that’s why we got kicked out of the restaurant. (Yeah, actually that’s because she went all Miss piggy on Brad and karate chopped him) πŸ˜€

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      1. Girl, if he can’t recognize that you have mad skills in the karate department, you’re way to good for him anyway. I recommend listening to some Taylor Swift songs and never looking back at that jerk face. πŸ˜‰ He sits on a throne of lies. (that was all Clawdeen…she stole the computer. πŸ˜‰ )

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      2. He sits on a throne of mutiny and the blood and bones of his enemies, the shattered fragments of hearts and the last wisps of souls. His heart is black corrupted by his vile deeds. He looks upon humanity with all the wrath and rage of the devil himself. He beckons unholy demons with a snap of his blood thirsty hands. (Geez she’s dramatic)

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      3. He probably also smells like rotten eggs and haggis. Just sayin’. πŸ˜‰

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      4. He smells of rotting bodies….(Alright, alright Little miss Shakespeare go eat some nutella they get the point)

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      5. Feeeeeel the nutella, April. Let it heal your heart. AND SHAKE IT OFF!! πŸ˜‰ (gosh, Clawdeen, stop with the Taylor Swift! πŸ˜‰ )

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      6. WE NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE WE πŸ™‚ NEVER GO OUT OF STYE!!!! (I was reading this thing about nutella and Hazelnuts today and apparently it’s pronounced nootella and hazelnoot. Like Clawdeen would you like a hazelnoot)

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      7. Wooooow. I don’t think I could ever say it like hazelnoot without laughing manically. πŸ˜›

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      8. I know it’s hysterical. πŸ™‚

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      9. Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground OH OHHH TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE!!!!!

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      10. YASSSSSSS πŸ˜‰ WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER! πŸ˜‰

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      11. CAUSE BABY NOW WE GOT BAADDDD BLOOD!!! Y’KNOW IT USED TO BE MAAAD LOVE!!!! I apologize for Abby she’s being quite atrocious this evening. She called me Little miss Shakespeare. :/

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  2. I’m sorry April! I hope you get over him soon!
    🐰-Kiki-🐰

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  3. Was this a boy doll?

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    1. Nope, it was Kanani.

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