I’M BAAAACCCKKK!!!!!! Hi, we’re back from Florida. This is either going to be the longest blog post I’ve ever wrote, or broken into parts. Also read till the end for BTS. Or to see special guest: My dad. Either way sit back grab some hot chocolate, cider, coffee whatever you want, and enjoy.
MAGIC KINGDOM Brie/KIT
Brie: Daddy put me down the park is opening!!
Kit: Now if I ever talked to my dad like that, I’d……
Brie: ShhHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It’s opening.
………………. 3 seconds later…………………………………………………..
Kit: AGHHHHH Brie wait up I’m oof I’m OW WATCH IT, I’m HEY!! *pant pant
Brie: COME ON KITTY! Hurry up!
Kit: I CAN’T I’M BEING TRAMPLED!!!!!! OWWWWW HEY BUSTER WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOIN!!!!
Brie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT TALL ENOUGH??!!!!
Brie: WHAT DOLL DO YOU KNOW THAT IS 2 FEET AND 5 CENTIMETERS??!!!
Kit: Brie leave the poor man alone.
Brie: NO I WON’T!! Listen buddy don’t be prejudice just because I’m short….. NO I’M NOT A DWARF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brie: WHO DO I LOOK LIKE SLEEPY, DOPEY?!!! HUH?!!
Kit: BRIE YOU’RE ACTING WORSE THAN THE CANDIDATES RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!
Brie: I DON’T CARE!!
Kit: Brie run it’s the security guards!!
Kit: Brie I told you to run!
Brie: I wasn’t fast eno… HEY STOP THROWING KNIVES AT MY FABULOUS SELF!!!
Kit: You want to go ride the Barnstormer?
Brie: OW!!! Yes very much so.
Kit: How come you got to ride with dad?
Brie: I’m the favorite!!
Kit: Brie is your seat belt buckled?
Brie: You can’t buckle beauty Kitty.
Kit: Ok……don’t die.
Brie: Beauty doesn’t die.
………….. 5 seconds later…………………………………..
Brie: OMG I’M GONNA DIE AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kit: Beauty can die apparently.
Brie: Have some sympathy Kit I almost died DIED KIT I JUST SAW MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES!!!!!!!
Brie: I DIED KIT AND NOT FLAWLESSLY OR GRACEFULLY!!!
Kit: Yes, unfortunately your ghost isn’t less annoying.
Kit: Tiana!!! Brie look it’s Tiana!!!
Brie: OMG OMG OMG I CAN’T BREATH!!!!!!
Brie: How did you like being a frog? How is Naveen? Is Ray really dead? How old are you? Can I meet Charlotte? Can you make me a beignet? How is your restaurant? How is Mama Odie? Do you have kids? Are you having kids? Are you pregnant? Where did you get your dress? How old is Mama Odie? Why does she wear that turban? How did Mama Odie get blind? Can you sing for us?
Kit: Brie you’re embarrassing me!
Brie: Tiana doesn’t care. Do you Tiana?
Kit: BRIE!! SHE IS A PRINCESS!!!
Brie: So what? Tiana, are you making a sequel?
Brie: I got a boo boo on my pinky can you heal it? Wait hang on. *puts hand on Rapunzel’s head. FLOWER GLEAM AND GLOW LET YOUR POWER SHINE MAKE THE CLOCK REVERSE!!!!!!
Kit: *mentally fangirling
Brie: BRING BACK WHAT ONCE WAS MINE CHANGE THE FATES DESIGN!!!
……That was the story of how we all got banned from Florida for our lives……….
Kit: You think Small World would hire me to do this?
Brie: You’d have to look really creepy.
Kit: What? Why?
Brie: They all look really creepy. See?
Kit: No, they look peaceful.
Brie: I wonder if Disney lets THEM on Space Mountain.
Kit: Probably they work here.
Brie: Not helping!
Behind the Scenes
So while we were taking a rest stop near the bathroom for obvious reasons. Anyhow we found this little door just sitting there. Brie loved it.
Yeah it didn’t open, but it was cute.
What actually happened during the castle picture. XD
Brie and Kit enjoying lunch.
Thanks for Reading,